Katswiri wina wochita mpira anadandaula kuti chipinda chake cha hotelo yoyang'ana pa nyanja ya Manly ku Sydney chinali chosayenera chifukwa mkokomo wa nyanjayo unkamupangitsa kukhala maso.
Mlendo wa ku Britain pa malo ochezera a pachilumba cha Caribbean anali ndi gripe yofanana.
Ngakhale kuti akanatha kuchoka m’chipinda chake n’kupita kunyanja, akanakonda malo ogona otsika mtengo chifukwa akuti phokoso la ziboliboli zinkamusokoneza tulo.
Nanga bwanji za mlendo wodzaona malo m’malo ogona nyama zakuthengo mu Afirika amene anakhala m’malo ofunidwa kwambiri a mitengo yokwera moyang’anizana ndi chitsime chimene nyama zakuthengo zinkabwera kudzamwa madzi?
Iye anadandaula kuti imodzi mwa njovuzo inali itadzuka moonekera bwino ndipo kuona chilombo chofala kwambirichi chinamuwonongera tchuthi chake chaukwati pomuchititsa kudziona ngati “wosayenera”.
Magwero a makampani oyendayenda amati madandaulo ena amachititsidwa ndi kusamvetsetsana kwenikweni. Ena, komabe, akungofuna kubweza chipukuta misozi.
“Kawirikawiri, anthu a ku Australia amakhala omasuka kwambiri pankhani ya kuyenda ndipo sadandaula kapena kudandaula zambiri zachilendo,” akutero Haydn Long, mneneri wa gulu lalikulu la Flight Center.
"Amakhala apaulendo abwino omwe amamvetsetsa kuti zinthu zitha kuchitika mosiyana ndi zomwe amayembekezera ku Australia."
A Peter Hook, olankhulira gulu lalikulu kwambiri la mahotela mdziko muno, Accor Asia Pacific - okhala ndi Sofitel, Pullman, Novotel, Mercure, All Seasons, Ibis ndi mtundu wa Formule 1 - akuvomereza kuti: "Madandaulo akunja sapezeka." Komabe, zochitika zenizeni zimachitika.
Mwachitsanzo, mayi wina wogwidwa ndi mantha anaimbira foni polandirira alendo ndipo mokwiya ananena kuti watsekeredwa m’chipinda chake. Ogwira ntchito poyamba adadabwa.
Zinapezeka kuti anali asanakhalepo m’hotelo m’mbuyomo ndipo, ataona chikwangwani cholembedwa kuti “Musasokoneze,” anaganiza molakwika kuti sayenera kutsegula chitseko chimene chingamulole kutuluka m’chipinda chake.
Zili ngati mphepo yamkuntho - ayi, uku sikudandaula - kufotokozedwa ndi wanthabwala waku America, yemwe anali wofooka chifukwa cha nthabwala zakuchimbudzi, yemwe nthawi zonse amakhala m'ma motelo momwe mipando yachimbudzi imasewerera mapepala akuti "Oyeretsedwa kuti akutetezeni".
Langizo lake loyipa: chotsani pepalalo mosamala nthawi iliyonse mukamagwiritsa ntchito chimbudzi ndikusintha pambuyo pake. Ndiyeno, pa tsiku lachitatu pa moteloyo, anaboola munthu wina wogwira ntchito m’nyumbamo n’kunena kuti: “Ndakhala pano kwa masiku atatu ndipo ndikufunikira kwambiri kugwiritsa ntchito chimbudzi. Kodi ndi bwino kuchotsa kapepala kakuti 'Oyeretsedwa kuti akutetezereni'?”
Mwangozi ndinatuluka m’mwamba pamalo olakwika pahotela ina ya ku Berlin ndikuyesera kulowa m’chipinda chimene ndinaganiza kuti chinali changa. Liwu lachingerezi lochita mantha linafuula kuchokera mkati kuti: "Chokani - ndili ndi mfuti ndipo ndiimbira apolisi!"
M’maŵa wotsatira m’chipinda cholandirira alendo ndinamva wabizinesi wina wa ku Britain akudandaula akuuza wothandizira manijala kuti: “Ndikayang’ana m’bandakucha chifukwa cha chitetezo chodetsa nkhaŵa mu hoteloyi. Anthu amayesa kulowa m’chipinda chanu pakati pausiku.”
Ku Novotel ku Australia, mlendo adadandaula kuti mu mbale ya tchizi munali tchizi ndipo adafuna kuti alowe m'malo mwake popanda mkaka wonyansa.
Makasitomala m'modzi mwamalesitilanti a hotelo yomweyi adadandaula kuti supu yake ndi yokhuthala komanso yamphamvu. Pa nthawiyo, iye ankagwetsa mphesa mosadziwa.
Zodabwitsadi anali gulu la okhulupirira a UFO omwe anali osamala zachitetezo omwe adachita msonkhano ku Novotel ndipo adadandaula kuti kusonkhana kwawo kudzalowetsedwa ndi alendo ochokera kunja chifukwa zokhoma pazitseko za zipinda zochitira misonkhano sizinasinthidwe.
Dandaulo limodzi laposachedwa la mlendo wachimuna waku Australia linali loti chipinda chake cha hotelo "chinakongoletsedwa mwachikazi".
Wina anasankha kuyenda pa sitima usiku chifukwa kuchita zimenezi kunali kotchipa - ndiye anadandaula za kulephera kuona malo European.
Kapena, panali wapaulendo yemwe mwangozi adakwera ndege kupita kumalo olakwika ndipo sanadziwike isananyamuke. Pambuyo pake adadandaula kuti katundu wake sali m'ndege yomweyo.
Anafufuza bwinobwino moti zikwama zake zinali zitapita kumene akupita.
Atasungitsa malo ku hotelo yotsika mtengo ya $12-usiku ku Bali, banja lina lidakwiya chifukwa silinapereke madzi aulere a m'mabotolo.
Elizabeth Clarke, manejala wapamadzi ku Brisbane's The Cruise Center, wogwirizana ndi Travelscene American Express, wamva madandaulo ambiri achilendo - komanso kufunsa mafunso osamvetsetseka.
Zina mwa zomwe amakonda: "Kodi pali zipinda zamabowo pamwamba pamtsinje?"; "Tikasungitsa kanyumba ka khonde, padzakhala wina wodutsa?"
Funso lomwe nthawi zambiri limamveka kuchokera kwa anthu oyenda ulendo woyamba omwe samadziwa momwe amagwirira ntchito nthawi zonse ndilakuti kaya chakudya chilichonse chimaphatikizidwa.
Koma si apaulendo novice amene amafunsa mafunso mosayembekezereka. Sharen (Sharen) Shelnutt, manejala wamkulu wa Travel Specialists ku Sydney's Mosman, yemwenso ali mu khola la American Express Travelscene, amakumbukira wapaulendo wodziwa komanso wokwiya yemwe adayimba kuchokera ku desiki la Qantas.
Wankhondo wapamsewu adazindikira kuti adasungitsidwa ku hotelo ya Best Western ku Washington, DC, koma angadziwe bwanji kuti ndi ndani mwa Azungu Abwino Kwambiri mumzinda omwe adasungitsa?
Wogwira ntchito yoyendera maulendo ananena moleza mtima kuti adiresi ya hoteloyo inalembedwa momveka bwino pa ulendo umene ankawerenga.
Nthawi zina madandaulo amasiya ogwira ntchito m'makampani oyendayenda ali opanda chonena.
Malinga ndi kafukufuku wina wa kampani yoyendera maulendo ku Britain, apaulendo ena akudandaula kuti sasangalala ndi ulendo wopita kutchuthi chifukwa alendo “sankafuna kulankhula Chingelezi”.
