Derrick Tugstaff, wazaka 43, wa ku Spokane USA, wasintha mawonekedwe odziwika bwino a ojambula omwe amawombera anthu obwera kutchuthi ndikugulitsanso zithunzizo kwa iwo.
M'malo mojambula nkhope zachisangalalo, Tugstaff akukonzekera kujambula pansi pa akazi pamene akuyenda pa ma escalator ndi masitepe omwe amatsogolera ku zokopa alendo. Makasitomala azitha kuwona zithunzi zawo zosindikizidwa pamene akuchoka pamalo okopa ndipo akhoza kulipira ndalama zochepa ngati akufuna kusunga kope.
'Upskirting' yakhala ndi chifaniziro choyipa kuyambira pomwe idadziwika koyamba ngati chodabwitsa chapa intaneti, koma Tugstaff amakhulupirira kuti malingaliro oyipa adzazimiririka pamene alendo achikazi apeza mwayi wogula zithunzi za kumbuyo kwawo, zomwe zidzawonetsedwa pazikwangwani pa. zizindikiro zodziwika bwino.
"Kunena zoona, ndani sanachezepo malo otchuka ngati The Statue of Liberty kapena Eiffel Tower ndikukhumba akadakumbukira momwe kumapeto kwawo kumawonekera nthawi yomweyo? Ndikudziwa kuti ndatero, ndipamene bizinesi yanga ya 'Crack-Shot Photos' imabwera."
"Palibe amene adachitapo izi m'mbuyomu ndipo msika ndiwopambana. Ndipo ngati alendo odzaona malo sagula zithunzi zawo, ndikhoza kuziika pa intaneti.”
Tugstaff adati ali kale ndi mapulani okulitsa bizinesi yake kumadera ena.
“Ndinapanga kamera yaing’ono, yosalowa madzi, yobisika m’mbale zachimbudzi zotayirira. Mtundu woyeserera womwe ndidauyika m'chimbudzi cha Big Sally's Diner udayenda bwino kwambiri, ngakhale ndikufunikabe kuyesetsa kupanga magalasi osamva smear."
Ngakhale ali ndi chidwi chodziwikiratu, Tugstaff akadali ndi zokayikitsa pambuyo poti bizinesi yake yam'mbuyomu yatha pamavuto. 'Mobile Rack Rub', yomwe idapereka kutikita minofu pachifuwa kwa atsikana achichepere m'mabala, idalephera pausiku wake wotsegulira pomwe Tugstaff adagwira kalabu yogwiritsidwa ntchito ndi mamembala a gulu loyendetsa njinga zamoto la 'Ace of Spades'. Lee 'The Bear' Baxter adamenya Tugstaff ndi dziwe losweka pambuyo poti Tugstaff adaumiriza kuti chibwenzi cha Baxter chikhale ndi 'chiyeso chaulere'.
“Nthawi ino zikhala zosiyana,” anaumirirabe Derrick, akusisita matako ake mwachikondi.
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