Usiku woyenda panyanja Broadway usiku ndi Michael Moore: Jeremiad monga momwe amachitira

Ndimakonda kuwonekera masiku angapo koyambirira nthawi iliyonse ndikapita paulendo wapamadzi, ndipo popeza Disney's Halloween pa Nyanja Yaikulu idayamba ku Manhattan Terminal, ndinali ndi mwayi wabwino wosangalala ndi masiku atatu a ziwonetsero za Broadway ndisanayambe Disney Magic. Ndinasankha ziwonetsero zinayi zosiyana, zonse zimakhala zosiyana kwambiri. Chosankha changa choyamba pa Broadway chinali Michael Moore: Malamulo A Kupereka Kwanga. Mutuwu udadzutsa chidwi changa; Michael Moore siamuna oti angadzipereke kwa wina aliyense zivute zitani.

Ndinakumana ndi bambo wodziwika bwino kangapo kale; amapezeka mosavuta ku Michigan, ndipo amayesetsa kuti asawonekere patali kapena pamwamba pa anthu ambiri. Ndiwokamba wamphamvu, chifukwa chake ndimafuna kumva ngale za nzeru zopanga pulogalamu yake ya Broadway.

Moore anali wodabwitsa pantchitoyi; zimafotokoza za moyo wake komanso zomwe amakhulupirira. Sindikupeza kuti azisudzo ambiri ndi oseketsa, koma ndidadzipereka kwa monore wa anzeru a Moore, ndikuseka nawo kuseka kwaphokoso kwa omvera. Mtundu wake wanthabwala ndiwotsogola komanso waluntha; adawonetsa chiwonetsero chake ngati pulogalamu yamagawo 12 ya anthu omasuka. Sindine wowolowa manja kapena chidakhwa, kotero kupyola gawo lokonzanso magawo 12 chinali chinthu chachilendo. Chimodzi mwazinthu zofunikira pamapulogalamuwa ndikuphatikiza kutembenuzira mavuto anu kwa Mulungu. Moore anavomereza, "Mphamvu yanga yayikulu ndi Ruth Bader Ginsburg."

Moore adafuula, "Kodi izi zachitika bwanji? Kokha kamodzi pazaka 30 pomwe a Republican apambana voti yotchuka. ” Zomwe zidafotokozedwera pamwambapa zinali chithunzi chachikulu, chosasangalatsa cha a Donald Trump - zimawoneka ngati bilionea uja adadzimbidwa sabata. Mu playbill, panali pempho lotseguka kwa Mr. Trump kuti akakhale nawo pa chiwonetsero chake. Chimodzi mwazomwe adayitanitsa zinali zaku Russia, zachidziwikire. Panali kusintha kosintha 15 pamasitepe 12 kuti awunikire, ndi zithunzi zolimba mtima komanso zosabisa kwenikweni. Chiwonetsero chimodzi chinali mbendera yaku America kuchotsera chofiira; sizinatenge kusanthula kwakukulu kuti mudziwe subliminal. Moore adati Trump adapambana chifukwa a Donald anali aluso pakusokoneza azungu. Anatinso azungu 64% adavotera purezidenti wathu, koma Moore adapereka maola awiri pazifukwa zomwe sitiyenera kuloleza a Trump awiri.

Nkhani ya moyo wa Moore inandisangalatsa. Adalankhula zakulemba pepala lokhala ku State of Boys ali mwana; amayenera kukhala okhudza Abraham Lincoln, ndipo mpikisano udathandizidwa ndi Elks 'Club. Anagwiritsa ntchito mwayiwu kuti akapachike Club ya a Elks chifukwa chazomwe amachita azungu okha. Amayi anga anali ogwira ntchito ku Elks 'Club panthawiyi, ndipo sindinazindikire kuti inali yoyera-kokha mkati mwamakoma ake osadutsa. Monga Anglo-Scandinavia, ndimangoganiza kuti ena alibe chidwi chokhala mamembala. Onse atatu mwa abambo anga m'moyo wanga anali atsankho ankhanza, chifukwa chake sindinakhalepo ndi wina aliyense kupatula WASPS yoyera. Amayi anga anali Akatolika, koma adasiya chikhulupiriro chawo atakwatirana ndi wotsutsa.

Moore amakumbukira ali ku sekondale, tsiku lina adamenyedwa ndi mphunzitsi wake wamkulu ndikumumenya kangapo kawiri mwa anayi, ngati chilango chosavala malaya ake. Monga ndanenera kale, sindine wowolowa manja, komanso sindimachokera kubanja loolowa manja. Ngati mphunzitsi wamkulu akanandimenya, amayi anga akanabwera kusukulu ndi mfuti ndi kuwombera nkhope yawo yomwetulira. Ndi momwe timasamalira zinthu mdera langa lofiirira ku Indiana komwe anthu anga adachokera. M'malo mwake, msuweni wa amayi anga adatenga mfuti ndikuwombera mwamuna wawo pakati atamugwira akuchita chibwenzi; timakonda kulola mfuti zathu kuti ziziyankhula.

Koma Moore samakonda mfuti, ndipo anali kuyankhulapo. Adafunsanso kuchotsanso kukonzanso kwachiwiri, m'malo mwake ndikusintha kwachisanu ndi chiwiri komwe "kumayendetsa bwino ufulu wa anthu kusunga ndikunyamula zida zochepa zokha zosewerera pamasewera ndi kusaka, polemekeza ufulu woyamba wa anthu onse osakhala achiwawa; izi sizidzaphwanyidwa. ” Wafa kwambiri pankhaniyi. Zolemba zake zopambana mu Academy-2 Bowling for Columbine adatsutsa zoyipa zomwe zidachitika chifukwa cha chikhalidwe chomwe chimalemekeza mfuti. Ntchito yake imawerengedwa kuti ndi imodzi mwamafilimu akulu kwambiri nthawi zonse. Adalankhula motsutsana ndi ziwawa zamfuti ndipo ananeneratu kuti kuwomberana mfuti ku United States kukubwera. Zimakhala ngati kuti ndi wamatsenga; Izi zinali masiku atatu kuwombera anthu ku Las Vegas.

Adatamandidwa ngati wamatsenga pomwe adaneneratu molondola zisankho mokomera a Trump. Osati kuti amakonda Trump, koma chifukwa amakhulupirira kuti America ikupanga anthu "osalankhula". Adafotokozeranso mafunso pomwe adawonetsa kukangana kwa "wopusa kwambiri" waku Canada motsutsana ndi "wanzeru kwambiri" waku America. Adafunsa odzipereka ochokera ku Canada omwe anali ndi GPA yoyipa kuti ayankhe mafunso m'malo mwa "alendo". Adafunsa aku America omwe ali ndi ma GPA apamwamba kuti apikisane nawo. Adapempha odzipereka osiyanasiyana omwe adapeza ma A ku koleji. Ndili ndi 4.0 yangwiro kuchokera kumakoleji atatu ndi mayunivesite awiri, doctorate ndi post-doctorate, koma sindikukhulupirira kuti amakhoza kuwona dzanja langa mlengalenga chifukwa kunali mdima m'chigawo changa pansi pa khonde. Komabe, adasankha dotolo woopsa komanso mainjiniya kuti adzaimire Achimereka, ndipo adapeza zambiri m'ma 3.9. Ingoganizani? Anthu aku Canada adapambana masewerawa.

M'modzi mwamasewera ake, adanyoza malamulo omwe amaletsa zinthu zina mukamayendetsa ndege zamalonda. Mwachitsanzo, zinali zoletsedwa kulongedza katundu wa ng'ombe. Ndikufunsa moona mtima, ndani amene amatenga ng'ombe kutchuthi, kupatula Hugh Hefner? Moore anali ndi chikwama chaching'ono cha suti, pomwe adakoka zinthu zoletsedwazo. Adagwiritsa ntchito zododometsa kuti aseketse, monga nthawi yomwe Julie Andrews adakoka chovala chotalika kuchokera pachikwama chake chaching'ono ku Mary Poppins. Moore adatulutsa chowombelera chachikulu, ndikuyenda pamalopo ndikulengeza zopanda nzeru zoletsa chinthu chodabwitsa chonchi. Adawonetsanso zochitika zosayembekezereka zamakasitomala apaulendo akuyenera kuwombera zinyalala zapansi pa ndege kuti akhale pansi. Adauza woponya zida kwa omwe akuwonetsa zisudzo kuti awonetse bwino ntchito yochotsa zinyalala zovotera a Trump. Akuyenda pansi, adapepesa mwaulemu kwa woyang'anira yemwe adamuphonya, "Pepani, ndayiwala kuti ndakuwombani, mbuye."

Moore adati anthu omwe amathandizirabe a Trump atakhala miyezi isanu ndi inayi akugwira ntchito ndiosokonekera, ndipo adapempha omwe amamuyang'anira kuti aganizire zokopa anthu aku America aku 90 miliyoni omwe alibe ndale kuti asonkhane kumanzere. Amanena za anthu onga ine, omwe si Republican kapena Democrat, omwe samaimirira mbali zonse ziwiri za mpanda. Ndili wokonzeka kumvera Michael Moore monganso Bill O'Reilly. Ndidamva kuti zifukwa za Moore zidaganiziridwa bwino, zachidule, komanso zoyenera kuziganizira. Sindikugwirizana ndi 100 peresenti ya malingaliro ake, koma ndimumvera. Ndikuganiza kuti ndi anthu ochepa omwe amalandila digiri ya udokotala, monga momwe ndidapangira, ngati sangathe kumvetsera zotsutsana kuchokera mbali zonse ziwiri.

Zigawo zina za chiwonetserochi zidandigwetsa misozi, makamaka pomwe amalankhula zakumenyedwa mwachisawawa komwe amayenera kukumana nako, komanso ziwopsezo zambiri zakumuwopseza kuti aphedwa. Adalankhula za mdani wankhanza akumuponyera iye ndi mpeni, ndipo munthu wogwidwa ndi zophulika akufuna kuyikidwa pansi pa nyumba ya Moore kuti amufafanize iye ndi banja lake. Adasewera kanema wawayilesi wa Glenn Beck akuwopseza kuti amupha. Ndinada nkhawa kuti nthawi iliyonse, wacko wina wamanja amatha kukoka John Wilkes Booth pa iye.

Ponseponse, malingaliro ake odana ndi mfuti anali ovuta kumeza; akuti 77% ya anthu onse aku America amasankha kuti asakhale ndi mfuti, chifukwa chake malamulo amfuti ayenera kusinthidwa kuti asonyeze malingaliro amakono. Ayuda ku Nazi Germany nawonso analibe mfuti, chifukwa boma lidawatenga. Tsopano, zidatheka bwanji?

Nthawi ina, amuna okhala ndi mabaji adabwera pa siteji ndikuyika Moore mu unyolo. Sindinadziwe choti ndipange izi. Abwana anga akale, a Fred Merle DeChausse, woyang'anira pulogalamu yapa TV ya "Polka Party" anali akugwira ntchito tsiku lina pomwe apolisi aku Warren Michigan adawonekera, atamumanga maunyolo, kenako adanyamula bulu wake. Kumangidwanso komweku kudachitika munthawi ya Nazi, pomwe olamulira adamanga Ayuda, amuna kapena akazi okhaokha, komanso opunduka - adawachotsa, kuwavula maliseche kenako kuwatentha pama uvuni. Ndipo zowonadi, (malinga ndi wotsogolera alendo omwe tinali nawo ku Deutsches Stadion ku Nürnberg) Hitler adalumikiza kuti ngongole za gasi zinali zazikulu kwambiri.

Moore adafotokozanso nthawi yomwe adapita ku Germany kukatsutsa mwambowu kumanda a Nazi. Adabwera ndi mnzake wachiyuda - awiriwo anali ndi chikwangwani chotsutsa chomwe chidati "Adapha banja langa." Moore ndi mnzake anali akukonzekera kutulutsa nthawi yoyenera pomwe mawayilesi akanema anali kuwulutsa pompopompo. Tsoka ilo, adatsekedwa kangapo kuti asalowe nawo pamwambowu, koma pamapeto pake adanyenga alondawo powaphatikizira ndi zida zonyamula kuchokera ku nkhani za CBS. Mfundo ya Moore inali "F malamulo, chitani zomwe muyenera kuchita."

Mauthenga a Moore adandilimbikitsa. Ndiwanzeru. Ndi wolimba mtima. Amadzidalira. Iye ndi wokhutiritsa. Adasangalatsidwa kwambiri ndipo adawombera m'manja, ndipo adachita. Serendipitously, ndidamva kuchokera kwa m'modzi mwa ogwira ntchito pakampaniyo kuti adutse chinsinsi, chobisika pafupi ndi chinsinsi, bafa yolumala, kuti ndikakomane ndi nyenyeziyo nthawi yomweyo chiwonetserochi chikachitika. Ndinkafuna chithunzi ndi Moore; Ndinali kale ndi ena awiri azaka zapitazo, koma ndimafuna yaposachedwa. Ndataya mapaundi 100 kuyambira pomwe ndidamuwona womaliza, ndipo ndikuwoneka wosiyana kwambiri. Monga mbali, ndimadwala matenda am'mimba ndipo ndimagwiritsa ntchito choyenda; Sindiwopseza Michael Moore ndi malingaliro aliwonse. Ndipo podziwa mbiri yake yothandizira "kamnyamata" ndimakhulupirira kuti angakakamize pempho la mutu wolumala yemwe akufuna kujambula mphindiyo pachithunzi. Ndidadutsa gawo lobisika, ndipo ndidamuyandikira kwambiri Michael, koma bambo woyipa, wonena kuti ndi womulondera adandiyandikira ndipo adayamba kundinyoza chifukwa chodutsa pakhomo loletsedwa kukakumana ndi Moore. Anandikalipira chifukwa chosalandira chilolezo pasadakhale, ngati kuti m'modzi mwaomwe anali kugwira nawo zisudzo akanandilola kupita. Moore adavomera chithunzicho pomwe anali pafupi ndi ine, ndipo adatenganso kamera ya wojambula wanga ndikuwombera selfie nayenso. Ndidawunika olondera oyipa omwe adalankhula, mosabisa mawu, phunziro la Michael Moore: "F malamulo, ndichita zomwe ndiyenera kuchita."

Tsopano, apolisi omwe adamangirira Moore anali gawo la ntchitoyi. Amuna achisangalalo anali ovina ovuta kwambiri okhala ndi minofu yayikulu komanso yayikulu …… umm, kukopa kugonana, akumayimba zinthu zawo kuti atsimikizire chimaliziro chosangalatsa kwambiri. Michael Moore anali wotetezeka - osadandaula kuti angatengeke ndi Anazi amakono. Koma ngati wina ayesa, ndinakulira ku Indiana yofiira magazi - ndipo timakonda kusintha kwachiwiri.

MFUNDO ZA KUDZIPEREKA KWANGA. Belasco Theatre, New York City. Nthawi yothamanga: 2 hours.

Tsatirani Anton Anderssen pa twitter @Hartforth

Lumikizanani: Anton @ VoiceOfBroadway.com